I love my students…

Quotes of the day:
“Ms. Jess, I decided that I need to pick one of my boyfriends to be a good hubby.”
“If a guy is a police officer, I won’t take him because police officers get shot sometimes.”
Context: One of my students was talking about watching the movie “Marley and Me” and decided to give a detailed synopsis from beginning to end. She’s telling me the story then pauses, giggles uncontrollably and says in the loudest voice ever on the playground “THEY HAD SEX!” My response was “Did you have to close your eyes since it was a grown-up part?” Her response: “No. I’m old enough to know what sex is.” Wow. She’s 6.
“Ms. Jess, you are the bestest teacher ever. You always help me. And you’re so smart!” (This was after I helped her string some beads on a necklace b/c her little hands were having a hard time.)
“Ms. Jess. Did you know that ‘cut the cheese” actually means that someone farted” (proceeds to make farting sounds)